I'm very intrigued by your recent billion dollar profit strategy so casually entitled "disneynature." Your powerful trailer, complete with footage filmed entirely by BBC, a British Morgan Freeman narrator and a Sigur Ros song eloquently placed to inspire audiences of all ages has almost made me believe that you care about the earth! Thank you for jumping onto the fashionable "green" trend bandwagon - honestly, I'm surprised it took you this long!
I recognize you were probably feeling cheated by how much cash BBC was raking in for filming videos of the earth - why didn't you think of that first?! Now that you love the earth, I think I might try to start loving the earth, too. Thanks for helping me recognize that my existence is slowly destroying our planet, glacier melt by glacier melt. I want to do something about it! I suppose I will funnel my energies into paying $9 to see your film in the movie theatre - all for the sake of saving the earth, right?
I can't wait to see what your upcoming movies, "Crimson Wing" and "Naked Beauty" have in store for me, but I'm confident I will the first one in line to experience it all firsthand at Animal Kingdom!
Until your next exciting endeavor,
Morgan
Note: the contents of this blog entry do no necessarily represent the author's entire opinion of Disney and it's endeavors, which would mostly include any worthy princess movie and/or theme park rides named "Splash Mountain," "Space Mountain," and "Tower of Terror."